w3 curfew: which one of you is getting a missing poster tomorrow.

[rewriter]

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[saillune]

[A few minutes after the movie starts...]

Wait, this isn't Tarzan?

[huntressinred]

I thought it was supposed to be The Matrix.

[saillune]

I guess it's too late to go out and check what it said outside the door...

[huntressinred]

Depends on if the locked doors are only for the entrance to the theater, or the entire building.

[ checks and tugs the door ]

...nope. We're locked into this movie, alright.

[rewriter]

No... But I kind of wish we were watching that instead.

[saillune]

You don't like this one?

[rewriter]

I dunno. But I guess I was hoping for something more lighthearted before... well, you know.

[unsweeten]

[ DID THEY TURN THE WRONG WAY IN THE HALL??? SWEATS ]

Nowaynowaynowaynoway... I-I remember when this came out, and I think it was supposed to be like super scary or something??

1/2

[saillune]

Oh...

It can't be that scary, can it? We know it isn't real--

[saillune]

[but then there's a jumpscare in the movie and she just fuckin yelps and grabs his arm]

[unsweeten]

[ ALSO YELPS BECAUSE SOMETHING JUST GRABBED HIS ARM ]

[squirt]

[ at some point to the two of them, in all seriousness: ]

It's a true story.

[rewriter]

[this is the part where i admit i've never watched the blair witch project

monika placidly takes a sip from her grape fanta while someone probably gets murdered on screen.]

Hmm... Maybe I should've picked a comedy movie, just for tonight.

[honkinbigteeth]

[she's a bit sad it's not princess mononoke for the 1000th time but - ]

Oh! There's a witch in this? That's fun! What's she like? Is she cool and funny?

[to be clear she says this after she watches someone get murdered by the witch on screen.]

[rewriter]

Actually, I don't know. I think this movie came out when I was, like... one.

[someone is dead and wikipedia says outside bones are involved. incredible.]

[honkinbigteeth]

So far, you can't really see her...but I bet she's pretty cool once she shows up.

[sometimes you have looked upon cosmic horrors and found footage about a witch just ain't gonna cut it.]

[huntressinred]

If it's anything like The Claire Witch Project, then...no. I don't think you ever even really see her.

[honkinbigteeth]

...What? Then what's the point!

[unsweeten]

Y-you really should have....

[rewriter]

Have you watched it before, Simon?

[unsweeten]

No... I was only like, four when it came out, and I don't really like scary stuff anyway...

[frogzoned]

This one is ... scary?

[honkinbigteeth]

So far it's just some people talking about a witch...

[get to the cool part........]

[rewriter]

It's a popular horror movie, I think.

You don't think it's scary, Gerard?

[squirt]

[ i guess the people in this movie get murdered off-screen ]

Did you pick this one? We thought it was Princess Mononoke again.