w3 curfew: which one of you is getting a missing poster tomorrow.

[rewriter]

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[saillune]

[A few minutes after the movie starts...]

Wait, this isn't Tarzan?

[huntressinred]

I thought it was supposed to be The Matrix.

[saillune]

I guess it's too late to go out and check what it said outside the door...

[huntressinred]

Depends on if the locked doors are only for the entrance to the theater, or the entire building.

[ checks and tugs the door ]

...nope. We're locked into this movie, alright.

[saillune]

Oh well... I guess we'll have to make the most of it.

[huntressinred]

At least we've got popcorn.

[unsweeten]

[ sliding down in his seat ]

Noooooo.......

[huntressinred]

You know you could just go hide by the doors, right? You wouldn't have to watch any of it.

[rewriter]

No... But I kind of wish we were watching that instead.

[saillune]

You don't like this one?

[rewriter]

I dunno. But I guess I was hoping for something more lighthearted before... well, you know.

[honkinbigteeth]

If a murderer tries to come in here, maybe they'll get spooked by the witch.

[she says, as she does her curfew nightly routine of setting up her sleeping bag with her back against the door holding her ax.]

[rewriter]

Maybe... But I think the movie will be over by then.

[saillune]

Right...

Well, just because the movie's gloomy, it doesn't mean that we have to be! Let's try to have fun anyway.

[unsweeten]

[ DID THEY TURN THE WRONG WAY IN THE HALL??? SWEATS ]

Nowaynowaynowaynoway... I-I remember when this came out, and I think it was supposed to be like super scary or something??

1/2

[saillune]

Oh...

It can't be that scary, can it? We know it isn't real--

[saillune]

[but then there's a jumpscare in the movie and she just fuckin yelps and grabs his arm]

[unsweeten]

[ ALSO YELPS BECAUSE SOMETHING JUST GRABBED HIS ARM ]

[saillune]

Eheh... sorry.

[Looking back at the screen...] Oh... I guess it was nothing.

[Just a loud noise and a sudden camera movement. Still no witch.]

[squirt]

[ at some point to the two of them, in all seriousness: ]

It's a true story.

[unsweeten]

Wait, is it??? I thought it was like... uh, a fake true story?

[huntressinred]

[ TRIES SO HARD TO STIFLE A GUFFAW that it becomes an ugly snort ]

[saillune]

What!?

[!?!?!?!]

[rewriter]

[sips her soda like hehe.]

[huntressinred]

[ TRIES SO HARD TO STIFLE A GUFFAW that it becomes an ugly snort ]