w3 curfew: which one of you is getting a missing poster tomorrow.

[rewriter]

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[squirt]

[ at some point to the two of them, in all seriousness: ]

It's a true story.

[unsweeten]

Wait, is it??? I thought it was like... uh, a fake true story?

[squirt]

[ looks him directly in the eye. he is not fucking around. ]

No. It's real footage. It was almost banned in Japan for it.

[unsweeten]

What?! E-even if that was true, why would it be banned?

[huntressinred]

[ TRIES SO HARD TO STIFLE A GUFFAW that it becomes an ugly snort ]

[squirt]

[ gently nudges her foot with his like, don't give it away... ]

[huntressinred]

[ nods as she gets herself under control ]

Thanks for your knowledge, Blair Witch Historian.

[squirt]

[ he has a strong pokerface but internally he is :) ]

Yeah. I'm an expert.

[huntressinred]

Did you write the book on it?

Or at least the Wikipedia article.

[saillune]

What!?

[!?!?!?!]

[squirt]

You came in here and didn't know...?

[ wow... ]

It's a documentary.

[saillune]

I didn't know anything... I thought we were going to watch Tarzan.

[squirt]

[ SWEET AMELIA....

there is a long stretch of rising tension on screen with shaky breathing and commentary. he offers her a warning since she's unaware: ]

...Be careful. If you see her in the movie, she'll come back in seven days. [ the blair witch... ]

[saillune]

That can't be true...

[she says, clutching simon's arm in a death-grip.]

[squirt]

It's all true. It's all real.

Beware the bloody teeth, Amelia.

[ thank you sizalli for your blair witch cliffnotes ]

[saillune]

[gasp.]

No...!

[rewriter]

[sips her soda like hehe.]

[squirt]

[ hehe ]

[huntressinred]

[ TRIES SO HARD TO STIFLE A GUFFAW that it becomes an ugly snort ]