w3 curfew: which one of you is getting a missing poster tomorrow.

[rewriter]

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[rewriter]

[this is the part where i admit i've never watched the blair witch project

monika placidly takes a sip from her grape fanta while someone probably gets murdered on screen.]

Hmm... Maybe I should've picked a comedy movie, just for tonight.

[honkinbigteeth]

[she's a bit sad it's not princess mononoke for the 1000th time but - ]

Oh! There's a witch in this? That's fun! What's she like? Is she cool and funny?

[to be clear she says this after she watches someone get murdered by the witch on screen.]

[rewriter]

Actually, I don't know. I think this movie came out when I was, like... one.

[someone is dead and wikipedia says outside bones are involved. incredible.]

[honkinbigteeth]

So far, you can't really see her...but I bet she's pretty cool once she shows up.

[sometimes you have looked upon cosmic horrors and found footage about a witch just ain't gonna cut it.]

[rewriter]

Ahaha... Are you usually a big witch fan, Ylfa?

[honkinbigteeth]

Yes! I mean, I probably died because of the Baba Yaga and I'm not even mad about it!

[huntressinred]

If it's anything like The Claire Witch Project, then...no. I don't think you ever even really see her.

[honkinbigteeth]

...What? Then what's the point!

[huntressinred]

Getting scared because you can't tell where she is or when she might get you?

[honkinbigteeth]

I guess. But I do know where she is, not here, and when she might get me, which is never.

[unsweeten]

Y-you really should have....

[rewriter]

Have you watched it before, Simon?

[unsweeten]

No... I was only like, four when it came out, and I don't really like scary stuff anyway...

[rewriter]

Ah, that's fair. I would have been pretty young when it came out, too, so I never got around to watching it...

[unsweeten]

[nods... ]

Do you usually like horror movies though?

[ because this was still A Choice (from the mods that monika is icly getting blamed for i'm sorry girl) ]

[frogzoned]

This one is ... scary?

[honkinbigteeth]

So far it's just some people talking about a witch...

[get to the cool part........]

[frogzoned]

[ they are literally just talking. ]

I didn't know that you couldn't believe in witchcraft. It clearly exists.

[honkinbigteeth]

If anything, I would say most witches I've met have been way less scary than I was led to believe and compared to the other horrors we've seen.

[frogzoned]

The Baba Yaga was exactly as scary as advertised.

[saillune]

Yeah...

And if they're looking for an evil witch in a cursed forest, they really should have brought a priest with them...

[rewriter]

It's a popular horror movie, I think.

You don't think it's scary, Gerard?

[frogzoned]

[ not so far?? this movie starts out so slow. ]

Right now they're only talking about a witch, so. I don't know. I've seen a real witch, and she is quite scary, and that one is fake and in a movie.

[rewriter]

Well, the movie was produced in a world where witches don't exist. So I guess it's never going to compare if you've met the real deal.

[squirt]

[ i guess the people in this movie get murdered off-screen ]

Did you pick this one? We thought it was Princess Mononoke again.