w3 curfew: which one of you is getting a missing poster tomorrow.

[rewriter]

Comments

[honkinbigteeth]

[she's a bit sad it's not princess mononoke for the 1000th time but - ]

Oh! There's a witch in this? That's fun! What's she like? Is she cool and funny?

[to be clear she says this after she watches someone get murdered by the witch on screen.]

[rewriter]

Actually, I don't know. I think this movie came out when I was, like... one.

[someone is dead and wikipedia says outside bones are involved. incredible.]

[honkinbigteeth]

So far, you can't really see her...but I bet she's pretty cool once she shows up.

[sometimes you have looked upon cosmic horrors and found footage about a witch just ain't gonna cut it.]

[rewriter]

Ahaha... Are you usually a big witch fan, Ylfa?

[honkinbigteeth]

Yes! I mean, I probably died because of the Baba Yaga and I'm not even mad about it!

[rewriter]

The— [BLINKS.] ... Of course. The Baba Yaga would be real in the world where Little Red Riding Hood and the Frog Prince live. You're really not mad?

[honkinbigteeth]

I don't remember what happened, exactly, so maybe if I could remember, I'd be mad. But at the moment, not really. I just...love her style so much. Don't you just want to get a house that runs all around the woods on chicken legs and when you meet people you can tell them things that scare them like crazy and make them give you things for it?

[rewriter]

I like the part where people give me things?

[honkinbigteeth]

You don't see the appeal of a strong, violent, maybe evil female role model?

[rewriter]

Aren't role models supposed to teach you good values...?

[honkinbigteeth]

You can learn good values from semi-evil people, too. Like...maybe you learn to be kind and generous and obey authority figures from the nice people in your life, but then you still might also need someone to teach you what to do when kind and generous isn't working and the authority figures are wrong.

[huntressinred]

If it's anything like The Claire Witch Project, then...no. I don't think you ever even really see her.

[honkinbigteeth]

...What? Then what's the point!

[huntressinred]

Getting scared because you can't tell where she is or when she might get you?

[honkinbigteeth]

I guess. But I do know where she is, not here, and when she might get me, which is never.

[huntressinred]

[ snorts ]

Well, she might get the people in the movie.

[honkinbigteeth]

I challenge the Blair Witch to come here!

[...]

I mean, she isn't real and I'm joking about her with great amount of hubris! Oh no, if she showed up I'd deserve it!

[huntressinred]

[ laughs ]

You're a real daredevil, aren't you?

[honkinbigteeth]

Heh heh. No, I just think we'd get along!

[huntressinred]

Yeah? And why's that?

[honkinbigteeth]

Because I have lots of experience with hanging out with old ladies and horrors in the woods!

[huntressinred]

At the same time? Or separately?

[honkinbigteeth]

That's...a complicated question. Separately, I guess, but there was the time the horror dressed up like my grandma.