w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

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[silicone]

The dying part is something we are definitely not supposed to be doing, though.

[honkinbigteeth]

Then you'd better tell the truth. Have you ever cursed anybody here? And if so, you have to tell us about one.

[silicone]

Weirdly enough, I haven't. I've had this donut for like two weeks, too, but things just kinda kept happening and I got busy.

[ohthehumanities]

What does it do?

[silicone]

Makes you kiss the first person you see or gives you a crush for three hours. [ depends on your age! ]

[ohthehumanities]

Oh my god...

[WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ROMANCE-RELATED CURSES IN THIS GAME.]

[silicone]

Yeah, I know. I don't know why I never used it, but I kind of hope it doesn't go stale. It was five bucks.

[ohthehumanities]

We lost so many things with this reset...

[ALL THAT PAINT HE BOUGHT]

[silicone]

All our furniture...

[saillune]

[a look of horror as this dawns on her]

Oh no... Alfie, Yuki, and Poppy...

[ohthehumanities]

What's that?

[honkinbigteeth]

Our froggies. Netzach's drawing of us. Rattigan...

[ :(

but she does pull...two books out from under her dress. it's Adventures of Pinocchio and Mother Goose Tales]

Everybody said I was crazy for bringing these everywhere with me, including to murders. But who's crazy, now!

[teenrebellion]

Weeks? Dude. How is it not stale by now?

[silicone]

[ shrugs ]

I figured it's like... magic, so it better stay fresh or I want my UG money back.

[teenrebellion]

[ gross. ]

Well, good luck with that, I guess.

[silicone]

Pfft, who am I even gonna use it on?

[teenrebellion]

How should I know? Maybe you wanted to eat it yourself and have another excuse for your weird kiss soup thing.

[silicone]

Look, I'd give it to someone if they needed the guts to kiss someone else.

I stand by my kisses are like soup theory.

[camena]

It's a good metaphor.

[silicone]

[ eat all your soup! get big and strong! ]

[teenrebellion]

You should probably let them figure it out on their own.

It's a weird theory.

[silicone]

When I say guts, I mean someone who's sure they wanna go for it but can't bring themselves to! Like a little extra nudge!

You never know.

[westedge]

[ from wherever the fuck: ]

Your. What theory?

[camena]

Soup theory. [ this explains nothing. ]

[silicone]

My very big-brain theory about how soup and kisses are actually equivalently good for your health.