w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

Comments

[teenrebellion]

Weeks? Dude. How is it not stale by now?

[silicone]

[ shrugs ]

I figured it's like... magic, so it better stay fresh or I want my UG money back.

[teenrebellion]

[ gross. ]

Well, good luck with that, I guess.

[silicone]

Pfft, who am I even gonna use it on?

[teenrebellion]

How should I know? Maybe you wanted to eat it yourself and have another excuse for your weird kiss soup thing.

[silicone]

Look, I'd give it to someone if they needed the guts to kiss someone else.

I stand by my kisses are like soup theory.

[camena]

It's a good metaphor.

[silicone]

[ eat all your soup! get big and strong! ]

[teenrebellion]

You should probably let them figure it out on their own.

It's a weird theory.

[silicone]

When I say guts, I mean someone who's sure they wanna go for it but can't bring themselves to! Like a little extra nudge!

You never know.

[teenrebellion]

[ he's squinting at eiden like he's trying to figure out who would be that much of a weenie about kisses. ]

[ashmark]

[ looks at kazuki? ]

[teenrebellion]

[ why tho ]

[silicone]

[ hm. who'd be that much of a weenie. ]

[westedge]

[ from wherever the fuck: ]

Your. What theory?

[camena]

Soup theory. [ this explains nothing. ]

[westedge]

Don't just repeat it.

[camena]

[ her work here is done ]

[silicone]

My very big-brain theory about how soup and kisses are actually equivalently good for your health.

[westedge]

This just sounds like a lot of words and not a lot of scientific data, Eiden.

[silicone]

I have a significant amount field data! Like years of it.

[ashmark]

I'll give him a doctor's endorsement.

[teenrebellion]

Thank you!

[roseoftexas]

….

Do they sell soup here?

[ this is nothing to do with kisses or soup theory ]

[ashmark]

Well, you could probably get some kisses if you asked the right people.