w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

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[roseoftexas]

….

Do they sell soup here?

[ this is nothing to do with kisses or soup theory ]

[ashmark]

Well, you could probably get some kisses if you asked the right people.

[roseoftexas]

No, I mean. Do they sell soup here? It’d been ages since I went to the Ikea.

[ashmark]

There's froyo?

[ she has no idea if there is soup she's deep in this stupid soup theory sauce ]

[roseoftexas]

…

[ brb a second nahri. ]

[ashmark]

[ just standing there like ??? ok ]

[roseoftexas]

[ he comes back juuuust enough time later for this to have been a little awkward for her, and he has a mug of something. ]

[ashmark]

[ :woman_standing: ]

...Did you get your soup?

[roseoftexas]

Yeah. There is actually soup here.

[ SUCCESS. ]

[ashmark]

Well thank the Almighty Creator for that.







Is it any good?

[roseoftexas]

Yeah actually, it’s not bad for Ikea soup. [ can’t literally eat a kiss, so this is the winning option rn. ]

[ashmark]

[ they nourish your soul and make you warm ]

Whatever that means.

[roseoftexas]

[ so does soup. ]

Ikea’s not exactly known for gourmet cuisine. The meatballs aren’t that great.

[ashmark]

[ SEE? SOUP THEORY REAL ]

I had never been inside an Ikea until two months ago.


Actually I don't think they existed until two months ago.

[roseoftexas]

That’s probably a good thing. Once you’re in one you can never leave.

[ he says sipping his soup in the ikea they have all entered and left multiple times. ]

[ashmark]

That's going to make tomorrow difficult, isn't it?

[ he can joke and so can she ]

[roseoftexas]

Maybe we can just lure Ruby in here and let her figure her way out while we fix things.

[ he looks like



he is seriously considering this ]

[ashmark]

Isn't there a story that goes like this?

[ th




the minotaur ]

[roseoftexas]

…


Like a myth, or…?

[ashmark]

Something about a monster inside a maze?

[roseoftexas]

Oh. The Greek myth…?

[ was it greek? help. he doesn’t know. ] I think I know the one you mean.

[ashmark]

Yeah, so, Ruby can be the monster in the maze.

[roseoftexas]

[ he nods. ]

If it distracts her long enough to stop her from getting erasure ray ideas, then worth it.

[silicone]

Facts, I'm right here.