w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

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[westedge]

Fair enough. What're your feelings on sharing though?

[adorabrawler]

Hmmmm.....

[ thinking very seriously about this ]

[westedge]

It doesn't have to even be a whole one. [ also very seriously (joking seriously.) ]

[adorabrawler]

Alright, you can have one, but only because I like you.

[westedge]

You are so good to me. [ picks up a cinnamon roll. ] At least we picked the place with slightly better food.

[adorabrawler]

IKEA has beds. McDonald's doesn't.

[westedge]

I guess it's also a lot easier when it's only us. [ and not forty people fighting for space. ] And less chances of waking up smelling like grease.

[adorabrawler]

Blegh. Yeah, no thanks. We spend enough time in there as it is.

[westedge]

Yeah, well, here's hoping we won't have to spend more time now and that'll be the end of it.

[adorabrawler]

Another eight weeks of nine hour McDonald's visits...

[westedge]

If that isn't an eight-word horror story, I don't know what is.

[adorabrawler]

Sixteen weeks of nine hour McDonald's visits!!

[rewriter]

[HORRIFYING.]

Stop it or I'm texting Ruby right now.

[adorabrawler]

Ruby isn't even here yet!

[rewriter]

[





she steals a cinnamon roll]

[westedge]

I'm gonna take your remaining cinnamon rolls. Don't test me.

[adorabrawler]

We go back... and the pig explodes again. Twenty four weeks!

[westedge]

[ he truly does take a second cinnamon roll, noooooo. ]

[adorabrawler]

There's too many cinnamon roll thieves here!

[westedge]

I can't be called a thief when I warned you what would happen!

[adorabrawler]

That is definitely still stealing.

[westedge]

No, see, thieves are people who do it all stealth-like. This is just klepto-behavior.

[roseoftexas]

[ wanders past and takes a cinnamon roll (affectionate) ]

[adorabrawler]

—Noooooo!

[roseoftexas]

[ it’s his now ]