w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

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[adorabrawler]

Blegh. Yeah, no thanks. We spend enough time in there as it is.

[westedge]

Yeah, well, here's hoping we won't have to spend more time now and that'll be the end of it.

[adorabrawler]

Another eight weeks of nine hour McDonald's visits...

[westedge]

If that isn't an eight-word horror story, I don't know what is.

[adorabrawler]

Sixteen weeks of nine hour McDonald's visits!!

[rewriter]

[HORRIFYING.]

Stop it or I'm texting Ruby right now.

[adorabrawler]

Ruby isn't even here yet!

[rewriter]

[





she steals a cinnamon roll]

[westedge]

I'm gonna take your remaining cinnamon rolls. Don't test me.

[adorabrawler]

We go back... and the pig explodes again. Twenty four weeks!

[westedge]

[ he truly does take a second cinnamon roll, noooooo. ]

[adorabrawler]

There's too many cinnamon roll thieves here!

[westedge]

I can't be called a thief when I warned you what would happen!

[adorabrawler]

That is definitely still stealing.

[westedge]

No, see, thieves are people who do it all stealth-like. This is just klepto-behavior.

[adorabrawler]

Is that what you prefer to call yourself now?

[westedge]

It's what I've been calling myself for a little while, so I don't see a difference.

[adorabrawler]

Oooo...

Well, it's still stealing.

[westedge]

Semantics, Mizuki. [ taking a bite from the cinnamon roll. his now. ]

[roseoftexas]

[ wanders past and takes a cinnamon roll (affectionate) ]

[adorabrawler]

—Noooooo!

[roseoftexas]

[ it’s his now ]

[adorabrawler]

What have I ever done to deserve such cruelty…

[roseoftexas]

[ hehehehhee ]