squirt: (2EYIiik)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ shark......... friend

he will leave it half of his cookie. ]
honkinbigteeth: (and he made me feel)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to try to get closer to it? I can distract it so it doesn't bite you.
squirt: (40)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
...Do you think it'll accept cookies?

[ it's a shark ]
honkinbigteeth: (may he who thinks he knows no fear)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I think it will!

[because zia said it would.]
squirt: (sEKC1wG)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ who am i to deny us pointless harm ]

...We could try.
honkinbigteeth: (and he made me feel)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
When he jumps up, I'll grapple him.
squirt: (CoE9gbY)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ he nods. ]

Okay. I'll feed it when it opens its mouth.

[ just leave the cookies on the ground. no, he's waving at the shark now. ]
honkinbigteeth: (Rødhætte)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[well, i was going to say she can handle grappling a shark easily but i did roll a five so. sharky bites.]

Oh, the rule applies to you, too?
squirt: (60)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
It likes you.

[ i rolled a 20 but for what. he expertly slips two cookies in the shark's mouth i guess. doesn't even scrape his fingers doing it.

thumbs up at ylfa. ]
honkinbigteeth: (with that sickening grin)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[nice. this went flawlessly. she thumbs up from where she's being bitten. she does a little growl and gives the shark a bite right back.]

Besties!
squirt: (WySbFh7)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ they're so good at this.

he also bites the shark. the shark probably feels kind of weird about all this and swims away. ]
squirt: (sEKC1wG)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ sharks...... are friends (no) ]
kunoichi: (140)

[personal profile] kunoichi 2023-06-30 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ no! ]
frogzoned: (21.)

[personal profile] frogzoned 2023-06-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ from the top of the shelves. ]

Don't invite it to bite you!
squirt: (73)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ he was not thinking this but now he is ]

Would it be a sign of affection...?
frogzoned: (14.)

[personal profile] frogzoned 2023-06-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think biting is ever a sign of affection no matter the rules!
squirt: (kslzCBv)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
We'll try not to get bit.

[ okay bye time to go get bit by a shark bc they want to feed it cookies ]
ohthehumanities: ggelus_ @ twitter (azure)

[personal profile] ohthehumanities 2023-06-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin reincarnated...]
squirt: (Er36Zag)

[personal profile] squirt 2023-06-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ rin ghost.....5 is here ]