kunoichi: (049)

[personal profile] kunoichi 2023-06-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ] Are you still paying for chicken nuggets? [ ?? ]
honkinbigteeth: (i should have heeded)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I was pressured into a large purchase of Avon products.
kunoichi: (141)

[personal profile] kunoichi 2023-06-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh NO... THE AVON PROdUCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

...At least you'll be very well-moisturized. And perfumed.

[ and whatever else was in that catalogue. ...cosmetics? ]
honkinbigteeth: (nameless bodies in)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
And I have plenty of eye shadow to distract attention from my problem areas.

[that phrase will haunt her...]
kunoichi: (148)

[personal profile] kunoichi 2023-06-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see any problem areas?

[ help ]
honkinbigteeth: (Rødhætte)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
She sort of looked at every inch of my face and body as she said it...
kunoichi: (078)

[personal profile] kunoichi 2023-06-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Have you considered she's wrong? And was just trying to take all your money?
honkinbigteeth: (half the city sound asleep)

[personal profile] honkinbigteeth 2023-06-30 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
That seems very possible and probably likely, but I did give her the money, so...
kunoichi: (019)

[personal profile] kunoichi 2023-06-30 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe with enough cookies, you can make it back.