w0 curfew: yuyu's last supper (meatball sundae)

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[bindings]

[shenhe hasn't realized yet that the doors are locked, and she's just very exasperated walking through this area. she can be found mumbling something about killing them myself as she peers down isles and looks through rooms.]

[captainry]

[ hey everybody! y'all minding your business? yeah, that's a mood. here's a toplevel for wenzhou to break the peace, as he raises his voice in the vast void of the ikea: ]

Luo Yiguo, you piece of shit ancestor! Get your ass out here!

Of course he'd slip out when we weren't looking... need to buy a tracker for that rat bastard of a cat... [ grumbling, unaware that the doors are locked ]





[ there's movement in the blahaj cube, if you're nearby it. a variety of white, orange, and black fur has been shed on the various sharks in there. but no audible response. ]

[rewriter]

[help... monika is just sipping a lemonade icee, also oblivious to the fact that they're stuck in here.]

... Are you okay, Shenhe?

[metacognition]

[ unhelpfully following behind luo wenzhou is fei du, who is heading towards the blahaj container at a leisurely pace. ]

How much will that cost, $2? I don't think they sell Ikea AirTags.

[ maybe they do who knows ]

[metacognition]

[ look who's at the end of an aisle! a familiar face! ]

Oh, Shenhe. Hello.

[bindings]

[oh, hey. she is not carrying her stop sign today! she looks disgruntled.]

Vash and Wolfwood said they would be here at around this time, but they are not.

[bindings]

... Fei Du. [she peers at him.] You should be in your warehouse.

[captainry]

What do I know, maybe they do? You think I have the time or wallet to go to Ikea usually?

[ no fei du knows that he doesn't. ]

[kunoichi]

Who're you gonna kill, Shenshen? Need help?

[rewriter]

[sir why are you calling a cat your ancestor...]

[metacognition]

Yes, well. [ gestures over his shoulder to wenzhou who is yelling somewhere ] Comrade Yiguo thought he should go for an evening stroll.

[ you ever just get locked out of your warehouse because of a cat ] What brings you out here?

[bindings]

[HELP DON'T JUST OFFER TO MURDER SOMEONE]

-- Yuzuriha. [she stops short.] Vash and Wolfwood were to be in this area. I was going to join them on patrol. [...] They must have gone to the next location.

... Don't kill my teammates. [just in case]

[rewriter]

Hmm... I haven't seen them tonight, either. Have you tried messaging them?

[metacognition]

Do you think I have the wallet for Ikea? It seems like your kind of place.

[ stop calling him poor you're both broke now

anyway heading in the direction of said cube ]

[bindings]

[wenzhou and his two cats]

I am looking for Wolfwood and Vash. They are patrolling, but this place is so large. [god she hates buildings!!!! a pause.] Do you need help finding your animal?

[bindings]

... Oh. I'd forgotten I could. [she pulls out her phone! and after a moment of intensely fiddling with it:]

Hm.

[metacognition]

I'd hate to keep you, if you're busy - though, I haven't seen either of them this evening. But, if you help me look, I'll help you?

[captainry]

[ hilariously very common in c novels to refer to yourself or others as "(this) ancestor" don't ask me why he does this to his CAT ]

[factoring]

[Are you both 0'd out? Already?]

[captainry]

You're also broke now, Princess Fei.

[ he will happily point that out. brat.

the sharks wiggle. ]

[kunoichi]

[ teehee ]

Mr. Sunglasses and Priest, huh... Can you call them or somethin'?

[ hasn't realized their phones are dISABLEd ]

I won't! I'd never do anything to put you in danger.

[ like, erasing half her team...! ]

[rewriter]

[ominous.]

Is... something wrong?

[rewriter]

[help. sir, your character quirks.]

[bindings]

Of course. You paid me for my service. [this is just for the deal obviously not because she wants to help] The two of them are likely much easier to find than your cat.

They're loud. All you have to do is listen for arguing.

[onlypets]

[D is sitting…at the food court. In before mods tell me the food court isn’t a connected area. If so, he is at a display table I guess which makes the rest of this tag stupid.

He is sitting and drinking… tea. No big deal.]