w0 curfew: yuyu's last supper (meatball sundae)

[rewriter]

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[onlypets]

[D is sitting…at the food court. In before mods tell me the food court isn’t a connected area. If so, he is at a display table I guess which makes the rest of this tag stupid.

He is sitting and drinking… tea. No big deal.]

[metacognition]

[ wandering over now that yiguo has been secured ]

My, my, are you part of the display? As pretty as a picture.

[onlypets]

[STOP THIS. He glances up, looking surprised! Not by the compliment.]

The silver-tongued President Fei. Are you trapped, too?

[No one is gonna know Ikea is locked forever.]

[metacognition]

Apparently. If this is another bonding exercise, then, it's a bit extreme.

[ don't joke about that. why are you so calm. he lifts his phone, tapping the screen to show the no service bars. ]

Do you have your phone on you?

[onlypets]

Well... I suppose this may have been missing from the rulebook. I'll have to tell Mr. Jonas he was right.

[A frown. He brings his phone out.]

Yes, but it doesn't ring out.

[metacognition]

[ he nods, coming around the table to show his - no service. ]

Mine too. [ ... ] Though, I wonder if it's more in the rulebook than we think. [ fei du flicks through his apps, briefly, before reading out loud: ] You are permitted to erase one another on Thursday nights to earn points.

If the doors are locked, and our phones aren't working... it does seem to set the stage, doesn't it?

[kunoichi]

[ take a photo of him ✌️ ]

[onlypets]

[WHY HELP

He blinks a few times rapidly.]

Miss Yuzuriha…?

[kunoichi]

[ she gives him a wave ]

What's on your mind?

[ either he's no thoughts head empty, or many thoughts head full ]

[onlypets]

[He bows his head politely in greeting.]

Considering the rulebook, I suppose, since I'm not permitted to leave. Are you looking around for means of escape?

[kunoichi]

[ she nods. however, ] I haven't found anything yet. Windows won't budge, either.

[ i assume the ikea has windows and she somehow ninja'd her way up to them... ]

[bindings]

[sits down next to him abruptly hey what's up]

Is your device working? [like, say hello, maybe]

[onlypets]

[SHE IS SO FUNNY i love her]

Hello, Miss Shenhe. [He will hello first.] No, I don’t believe it is.

Neither are the doors.

[bindings]

Oh. Hello. [right, manners.

she frowns, though.] ... Do you have any weapons?

[WIAT THE TABASCO IS HERE WE'RE SAVED]

[onlypets]

[STOP THIS. Also STOP TRYING TO BEAT UP THE DOOR.]

I do not. What about your stop sign...?

[bindings]

[no

also she's wearing a pin that has an S on it.]

I left it for Nahri. I can summon my own.

[silicone]

[ mr d!

eiden just plops himself down next to d on the display table with his own ikea mug of tea. around his shoulder, a white stoat squeaks a tiny hello. ]

At least there are a ton of beds...

[onlypets]

[HELLO!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU FUCKS BEEN HIDING ALL THESE ANIMALS FROM HIM, THE PET SHOP OWNER???]

Hello, Mr. Ei--

[ANOTHER HANDSOME ANIMAL??? He looks immediately stunned and smitten, freezing in place. He zeroes in right on the stoat. The only time true adoration is in his eyes--looking at animals.]

Who... Who is this handsome gentleman...?

[silicone]

[ can u BELIEVE!? ]

His name's Master Twilight Star-Show Max Lucifer Topper III.

[ topper squeaks triumphantly. ]

But Topper for short is fine! He belongs to a friend of mine back in Klein.

[onlypets]

[This name does not even make him bat a lash. It's like he's heard the best name in the world.]

Mr. Topper...

[He bows his head in a polite greeting. Then he holds a hand out in Topper's direction, either as an offering or as a handshake. Finger shake? He guesses Topper could bite him like T-chan bites everyone else.]

It's a pleasure to meet you. You may call me Count D, a title from my grandfather.

[silicone]

[ finally, someone with taste. topper just squeaks again in return, tail swishing. he then will be very cute and shake his finger like a little mans. he will not bite. ]

Wow a Count... [ so fancy. ] Nice to meet you too.

[rewriter]

[he should order a meatball sundae.]

Do you mind if I join you? It seems like we're here for the long haul...

[onlypets]

[HE'S A VEGETARIAN, HE'D DIE.]

Of course, go ahead.

[Gestures at an empty chair.]

You aren't able to leave as well?

[rewriter]

[good news! there's a vegan version. i know this because monika is vegetarian and would also die.]

Mhmm... No, and no signal either. I guess they wanted to make things easier if someone decides to go for it.

[onlypets]

[Eats a plant ball in front if Vash.]

Yes, I thought so too… A little nefarious, I think… but not surprising.