[ hey everybody! y'all minding your business? yeah, that's a mood. here's a toplevel for wenzhou to break the peace, as he raises his voice in the vast void of the ikea: ]
Luo Yiguo, you piece of shit ancestor! Get your ass out here!
Of course he'd slip out when we weren't looking... need to buy a tracker for that rat bastard of a cat... [ grumbling, unaware that the doors are locked ]
[ there's movement in the blahaj cube, if you're nearby it. a variety of white, orange, and black fur has been shed on the various sharks in there. but no audible response. ]
[ fei "millions of dollars a day" du now has approx. $20 to his name vs. luo wenzhou who is an underpaid civil servant but has not spent any of his $20 yet ]
[ oh!!! this person is clearly not in league with his litterbox attendant! and he's clearly got good taste, calling him handsome! luo yiguo is a simple creature who remembers kindness, forgetting all grudges in the face of food and praise.
so out he comes from the blahaj cube with an excited mrrp activation noise. ]
[He loves this cat with his entire being immediately. Handsome! Wonderful! Amazing! Magnificent! Forced to rp a cat for my sake.
D beams and holds out a demure, nailed hand in offering.]
Yes, you are even more handsome up close. What a shame I won't be able to hear your true voice or see your true form here. That's alright. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[ everything is as it should be i made yiguo icons just for rping him. second game in a row where i've done this.
but, yes, this is the appropriate praise for such a noble ancestor as himself! tail perked up and chest puffed proudly, he... immediately bunts into the hand offered, purring loudly and stupid teef showing very much not nobly. ]
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Luo Yiguo, you piece of shit ancestor! Get your ass out here!
Of course he'd slip out when we weren't looking... need to buy a tracker for that rat bastard of a cat... [ grumbling, unaware that the doors are locked ]
[ there's movement in the blahaj cube, if you're nearby it. a variety of white, orange, and black fur has been shed on the various sharks in there. but no audible response. ]
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How much will that cost, $2? I don't think they sell Ikea AirTags.
[ maybe they do who knows ]
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[ no fei du knows that he doesn't. ]
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[ stop calling him poor you're both broke now
anyway heading in the direction of said cube ]
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[ he will happily point that out. brat.
the sharks wiggle. ]
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[ okay
anyway he peers over the edge. ]
Comrade Yiguo, your number's up.
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[ he knows you, fei du.
anyways, he turns from where he was about to go down an aisle and watches him hunt down their cat.
silence. stillness. ominous. ]
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No more hiding.
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Pspspspspsp…]
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who stares out from the blahaj cube at the pspspsp with massive eyes. ]
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NO!!!!!!!
HIS FACE LIGHTS UP WITH THE UTMOST DELIGHT, and he clasps his hands together as he kneels down.]
You are the handsome young master I have seen from afar!
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so out he comes from the blahaj cube with an excited mrrp activation noise. ]
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D beams and holds out a demure, nailed hand in offering.]
Yes, you are even more handsome up close. What a shame I won't be able to hear your true voice or see your true form here. That's alright. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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but, yes, this is the appropriate praise for such a noble ancestor as himself! tail perked up and chest puffed proudly, he... immediately bunts into the hand offered, purring loudly and stupid teef showing very much not nobly. ]
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[ a sudden squeak like "wait don't volunteer me to find a cat!?" ]
Okay—okay. Relax. I won't make you...