catch-all: ylfa.

[rewriter]

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[rewriter]

... You'll get there. It totally ruins the tension if the heroes don't at least stand a chance to succeed, you know?

[going by story logic, anyway...]

I don't know yet. I want to live, but I don't want to go back. So if it's an option at all... I'd like to go somewhere else. I want to start a new life in another world.

[honkinbigteeth]

You should come with us!

[she just says this instantly.]

Though our stories might get erased, or the fairies might force us to go back to the happy endings we don't want, or we might just be stuck in a loop of stories that all have unhappy endings and are being slowly eaten by my friend's mom...

But I still think we'd have a fun time.

[rewriter]

[... HELP. NOT VORE.

monika laughs, a little caught off guard.]

That's really sweet of you to offer, Ylfa. But, um, I think I might just get in the way if you had to keep on eye on me while you're trying to save the world.

[her squishy ass would be dead so fast in the neverafter.]

[honkinbigteeth]

[she would be a very cool witch!!!!!!!]

I'd protect you, don't worry.

[rewriter]

Ahaha, even from being eaten by your friend's stepmom...? Do I want to know how that works?

[honkinbigteeth]

Oh, not her. I can’t protect you from her at all! Looking at her is a little like looking at the Arthurs. It’s very scary and bad and she eats your grandma’s head off sometimes. She like, ate her daughters and a whole bunch of moms and stepmoms and stuff from other stories and got super powerful.

We’re just going to keep running for it if she shows up! It’s probably fine!

[rewriter]

Like looking at the— who? And did you just say she ate your grandmother?

[HELLO, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD??? YOUR GRANNY?]

None of that sounds fine. Like, at all!

[honkinbigteeth]

I don't really understand what was going on, but it was not very good. But we'll protect you! If you wanted.

But it's okay, just as long as you don't go back there.