catch-all: ylfa.

[rewriter]

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[rewriter]

[... HELP. NOT VORE.

monika laughs, a little caught off guard.]

That's really sweet of you to offer, Ylfa. But, um, I think I might just get in the way if you had to keep on eye on me while you're trying to save the world.

[her squishy ass would be dead so fast in the neverafter.]

[honkinbigteeth]

[she would be a very cool witch!!!!!!!]

I'd protect you, don't worry.

[rewriter]

Ahaha, even from being eaten by your friend's stepmom...? Do I want to know how that works?

[honkinbigteeth]

Oh, not her. I can’t protect you from her at all! Looking at her is a little like looking at the Arthurs. It’s very scary and bad and she eats your grandma’s head off sometimes. She like, ate her daughters and a whole bunch of moms and stepmoms and stuff from other stories and got super powerful.

We’re just going to keep running for it if she shows up! It’s probably fine!

[rewriter]

Like looking at the— who? And did you just say she ate your grandmother?

[HELLO, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD??? YOUR GRANNY?]

None of that sounds fine. Like, at all!

[honkinbigteeth]

I don't really understand what was going on, but it was not very good. But we'll protect you! If you wanted.

But it's okay, just as long as you don't go back there.