catch-all: summer penguin edition butter knife.

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week zero, saturday.

[rewriter]

[The mods are really going to make us live with Bowling for Soup for a week before murdering someone in a tragic bowling ball accident, huh.

Anyway, Monika is looking at the bowling alley logo with a thoughtful look on her face.]

Jeez... Does this count as trademark infringement?

[diluvian]

[ yeah, it'll be so funny.

lambda saves looking at the bowling alley for last because it suits none of her interests, but it'd be unprofessional not to at least take a cursory look. ]

Probably, but who's going to slap a lawsuit on them?

[rewriter]

It might be impossible, anyway, since this is the afterlife and all... I mean, anyone who'd want to would need to die first to do it.

[imagine sending your lawyers to superhell so they can take a ghost to court...]

week zero, monday.

[rewriter]

hi, lambda! 🤗 i found someone to complete our team. how would you feel if mizuki joined us?

[diluvian]

I don't mind her, but she might mind me.

[rewriter]

she already accepted my offer, but...did something happen between the two of you?

week zero, friday

[diluvian]

[ it's good that they get a notification telling them who's dead, so at least lambda doesn't think monika is dead, but it's proper to check up on a teammate. ]

Monika. [ she looks to see if there are any injuries or anything. ] How was your last night?

[rewriter]

[There are no visible injuries on her! Though she's also blatantly checking Lambda for the same.]

Aside from the part where I got stuck at IKEA with no signal, it wasn't too bad. Well... at least until I woke up, anyway. [every day she wakes up.] Did anything happen to you last night?

[diluvian]

[ no injuries here! lambda didn't try overly hard to break out. ]

I was trapped in the gym. [ her lips thin in annoyance. ] Nothing broke the door or the windows.

week zero, saturday (2)

[diluvian]

[ whenever they are back at their team warehouse that they maybe should furnish, lambda is here to take a shower probably, but also to chill without running into a lot of people. ]

We should do something about these posters.

[rewriter]

... Yeah.

[their warehouse that they absolutely need to furnish. maybe if they keep asking people to venmo them for ridiculous shit someone will actually do it.]

I'm surprised we didn't get rid of them while we were redecorating.

[diluvian]

[ if it's pay to win, they need to get paid for all their emotional stress of tech hiccups and other such things. where are their reparations for their team name, damn. ]

We were too focused on blotting out what should never been seen.

week one, monday.

[rewriter]

[they're at (throws dart) the gift shop! monika is looking at the new clothes with a look on her face like she thinks they're super tacky.]

I was hoping for something cute...

[diluvian]

[ yeah, that's a mood. ]

I want a new outfit, but we're still scraping at the bottom of the barrel.

week 1, friday

[diluvian]

[ somehow, i have missed what you titled this and now realize that's why i keep on having trouble pulling up this catch all i love you quynn

anyway, what's it like to be red strung to the boy who is close to the boy who died? she goes searching for monika since her message indicated she'd have been with froggystyle. ]

You were with him last night, weren't you?

[rewriter]

[i'm in tears

it's terrible! thanks for asking. monika looks lowkey distraught, sighing.]

... Yeah. It ended up being just the two of us, though, along with Haru and Rang.

week one, saturday

[diluvian]

[ lambda started the day thinking it was bdsm and ended the day not thinking it was bdsm.

and it was bdsm. she's having a crisis, but at least her sweet shades are hiding the most of it. ]

I don't know how much I like this result.

[rewriter]

[rip. lambda... monika still did suspect them by the end, but it does very much feel like they did the whole equation wrong yet got the right result.]

... We don't know which one of them did it. So that complicates things.

week two, sunday

[diluvian]

[ lambda is out by the park where all the flowers are. her emotions can only be described as deep, dark, and unfathomable, the parts of an ocean no one should ever know.

she's picking flowers, most of them colors reminiscent of a certain team. ]

[rewriter]

[haha, mood.

monika is the equivalent of an emotional black hole. her vibes are so incredibly rancid.]

Are you going to add those to the memorial?

week three, monday.

[rewriter]

[they are at (throws dart) the theater. monika is squinting at the currently showing titles without a hint of recognition for the majority of them.]

... I think I was, like, one when most of these came out.

week 7, monday

[diluvian]

[ monika probably has some focusing and opening her senses down by now.

lambda will pop up in front of her. ]

I didn't get enough time to send another message before this, but there's no connection error anymore because.... of whatever caused this.

We no longer have to stay as hidden.

[ hi, monika. ]

[rewriter]

[she sure has been concentrating like someone trying to get a single bar of reception, my dude.

at least, by now, she's not too startled to see lambda pop up by now.]

... Huh. So it's not a bad thing, then? I was a little worried after the message I got on Friday.

week seven, saturday.

[rewriter]

[just outside of their party location or somewhere in the void, i guess-- monika smiles and waves at lambda when she spots her.]

I still can't believe we slept through Friday... But at least it's finally over.

[diluvian]

[ she wrinkles her nose. ]

I didn't need a reminder of how that felt like. [ being dead was nice for not being curfew'd. ]

But at least we're done with this. [ ... ] Where are you going to go after this, Monika?

[ she didn't miss how she said her world was already gone. ]