catch-all: summer penguin edition butter knife.

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week zero, saturday.

[rewriter]

[The mods are really going to make us live with Bowling for Soup for a week before murdering someone in a tragic bowling ball accident, huh.

Anyway, Monika is looking at the bowling alley logo with a thoughtful look on her face.]

Jeez... Does this count as trademark infringement?

[diluvian]

[ yeah, it'll be so funny.

lambda saves looking at the bowling alley for last because it suits none of her interests, but it'd be unprofessional not to at least take a cursory look. ]

Probably, but who's going to slap a lawsuit on them?

[rewriter]

It might be impossible, anyway, since this is the afterlife and all... I mean, anyone who'd want to would need to die first to do it.

[imagine sending your lawyers to superhell so they can take a ghost to court...]

[diluvian]

[ there are some people out there who'd do it. the mouse would. ]

It wouldn't matter if they were already dead.

[rewriter]

[the mouse would.]

Oh, well... It's not going to be our problem, either way.

[diluvian]

I don't care about this trademarks or copyrights anyway, but this place could do with different music.

[ rave music and oinks..... why ]

[rewriter]

Seriously... There has to be, like, something wrong with whoever came up with the idea to combine these.

[pig farm bowling rave party....... who did this......... anyway, she's looking around? for speakers?]

Maybe we can turn it off somehow.

[diluvian]

If not, we can dismantle the source.

[ with their healing psychs, sure. ]

week zero, monday.

[rewriter]

hi, lambda! 🤗 i found someone to complete our team. how would you feel if mizuki joined us?

[diluvian]

I don't mind her, but she might mind me.

[rewriter]

she already accepted my offer, but...did something happen between the two of you?

[diluvian]

I told her to accept the reality of the situation, and she said she'd rather dwell in denial.

If she didn't ask about the other teammates, that's her lesson to learn.

[rewriter]

[with their combined healing, they can make the music SO healthy.

mods said there's an employees only door they can see, which monika will immediately beeline to try, but...]

... Of course. It's locked.

[diluvian]

It'd be our luck that we can't break it off.

[ why do they got to be NERFED ]

[rewriter]

oh, jeez... 😬 i hope meeting the reapers has made some of the initial shock fade...

[rewriter]

[she huffs!! truly tempted to leave and come back with someone who can try (and fail) to blow up the door, tbh.]

Jeez... Why do we both have Healing Aura?

[diluvian]

If she's ready to accept being on a team, something must have happened.

[diluvian]

[ that's a good idea. lambda would get behind it. ]

Fate is against us.

week zero, friday

[diluvian]

[ it's good that they get a notification telling them who's dead, so at least lambda doesn't think monika is dead, but it's proper to check up on a teammate. ]

Monika. [ she looks to see if there are any injuries or anything. ] How was your last night?

[rewriter]

[There are no visible injuries on her! Though she's also blatantly checking Lambda for the same.]

Aside from the part where I got stuck at IKEA with no signal, it wasn't too bad. Well... at least until I woke up, anyway. [every day she wakes up.] Did anything happen to you last night?

[diluvian]

[ no injuries here! lambda didn't try overly hard to break out. ]

I was trapped in the gym. [ her lips thin in annoyance. ] Nothing broke the door or the windows.

[rewriter]

Was it like hitting a brick wall? We tried the exit to IKEA, too, but you can guess how that went.

[She sighs, tired.]

If this is how every Thursday night will to go, then it's going to be an even bigger pain than I expected...

week zero, saturday (2)

[diluvian]

[ whenever they are back at their team warehouse that they maybe should furnish, lambda is here to take a shower probably, but also to chill without running into a lot of people. ]

We should do something about these posters.

[diluvian]

Exactly like. For such a big place, it has so few exits.

[ ikea really wants to trap you to look at everything in it. ]

It's annoying that we have to sit around and wait to see what will happen next.

[ being forcibly knocked out is such an insult and being awake when everyone else has grounds to also be an insult. ]

[rewriter]

It's even more annoying that someone decided to make us go through this already.