rewriter | w7 we-slept-through-curfew: this time i don't lock the dead out.

[desperately trying to do math in her head.]

Um, wait, okay. So...that's enough for everybody, right?

[ whereever they are he's just lying on a sofa or a bench or something slightly comfortable. let him sleep for another day and a half.

there you go, the post isn't blank anymore--- SIZ BEAT ME TO IT. ]

Edited 2023-08-06 00:24 (UTC)

[ Kyoko's so tired... Oh right. If you're here, you get to learn something interesting. ]

You might not be able to contact me when I go back. Time travel and reality warping is the only way to solve what's happening there.

If I don't know who you are, please don't be offended.

[ just drops off a bunch of assorted booze including wine and then flops down somewhere to go and nurse a cup of something celebratory while topper zooms around. that's all i got. ]

[she is here! she's around for general cuddles and talking so please talk to her but also:]

If you don't want to go back to your world, you can come to Teyvat with me. This is an open-ended offer.

[ Are you sitting? Because Mizuki is simply gonna plop down next to and look a lot like she might ooze into a puddle at any moment. ]

I think I just might wanna chill. You?

I don't intend on going to a different world and I'd prefer it no one come to mine. [ He says this with a smile. ] Not that I wouldn't want anyone there, but I'll certainly not be good company where I'm going.

[ plus he's married and can't just bring side hoes over?? ]

My world is going through some dangerous times right now, but compared to what we just went through it's probably not as bad. If you need someplace to go and don't mind a bit more danger right away, it's usually a pretty peaceful place to live.

[He won't beg people to come, but it's an option if they have nowhere else to go.]

[Kaveh will be at the party if Nahida wants to but tbh he's not going to stay that long because he doesn't want to get his bad vibes on everyone (pensive)]

[ simon is here, in a t-shirt and flannel shirt with black jeans and pink sneakers, with his hair down straight. he looks kind of distracted (but isn't really so don't try anything) and unhappy but whatever.

money is also here, kind of, but he's still kind of ghosty and if you try to touch him your hand might go through. ]

[she's here for a bit because she wants to spend as much time with the people who will be going to their own worlds or worlds other than teyvat as she can, just in case it takes a long time for ~~me to start psls with everyone~~ her to figure out how the traveler and their sibling worldhopped

she's quiet, but... she's here.]

[ ahem. fei du is clinking a spoon lightly against his glass to get the room's attention!! hello!! i sacrifice my inbox as quynn sacrificed on this holy day

anyway ]

Now that everything's more or less finished, why don't we play a game, one last time? I'm sure some of us might have some new ammunition with the wrapup of events. Let's do Never Have I Ever.

In case you forgot, all you do is announce something that you've never done to the room at large. If you, the audience, have done whatever that person said they haven't done, you drink. Rinse, lather, repeat.

Ready, go.

[ well alex is here at the party and she has a drink. and she's playing on her phone. ]

I got Stella twice. Is that good? [ no. ]

[thanks to the efforts of a bunch of deadzos (and haru) doing their best, there will eventually be a moment in the party where a little corner of it starts to get decorated with balloons and banners!! a projector gets set up so that it faces the wall and starts playing princess mononoke for the duration of the party, which is important for all of us to experience this bonding moment.

and last but not least an ice cream cake gets brought out with lit candles, i don't know why they did this won't it make the ice cream melt faster, anyway it's coming out with lit candles as the little group starts singing please join in. the cake is probably not bugs. (it's heaps of mcflurry desperately shaped into a blob-like wolf.)]

♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Ylfaaaaaa! Happy birthday to you!! ♪

[ the reapers are not here because they will literally never assume they are invited to a party

anyway this bitch wasn't invited at all, but sometimes you are able to sneak in for a very short period of time. they are only here because they promised to say hi to some people and then they will leave. ]

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