w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

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[ashmark]

[ waves a hand dismissively ] I'm only here to help other wayward souls.

[ except this response is more or less what she was expecting. it's still funny. ]

[westedge]

[ he's about to say "what about those of us with empty souls" but decides that joke won't land. ]

I dunno...you lived with me for 150 years. Pretty sure you've seen a lot of my sins first-hand anyway.

[ashmark]

Those aren't mine to share.

And you're really going to ruin my innocent maiden reputation here, Jonas. [ she is just teasing but LOOK ]

[westedge]

Hey, I never said you had sins of your own. You can witness bad behavior without having any yourself. [ LOOK YOURSELF. ]

[ashmark]

[ nodding solemnly. ]

I only wish that one day everyone can live their life free of the burden of sin.

[ yes she is especially hamming this up. ]

[westedge]

May we all be granted salvation one day.

[ nods solemnly. it's fine, he will roll with it. ]

[ashmark]

May the Merciful Creator take pity on us.