w7 not-curfew: everyone confess your crushes to ylfa.

[rewriter]

[we are depressed. we are in ikea. we are depressed in ikea.]

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[teenrebellion]

Yeah, but seriously? Confessing sins?

[ashmark]

You don't have to but, you know...

Just in case.

[teenrebellion]

Why would I have anything to confess? We already established that we're both extremely innocent people.

[ashmark]

This is true. [ she will let him have this ] But I am not going to pretend I know your life, maybe you stole a loaf of bread to feed your family some years ago, and that action has been weighing heavy on you since. [ shrug ]

[teenrebellion]

Nope. [ popping the p. ] I would never dream of committing a crime.

[ because he overheard her with eiden - ] The imperial siblings are all innocent and pure.

[ashmark]

I think that follows. Imperial father is a police officer.

[ she can't help but smile because look

she isn't pro cop by any means but like, ]

[teenrebellion]

[ listen he is also acab as hell but if it works in their favor, ]

Exactly. We wouldn't dare to mess with the law.

[ as long as we don't get caught. ]

[ashmark]

[ nodding solemnly ]

We wouldn't want our perfectly law-abiding guardian to be disappointed in us taking a darker path of... stealing from rich people.

[teenrebellion]

Stealing from the imperial mistress, specifically.

[ashmark]

It'd be so easy. [ gazing wistfully into the middle distance ]

Someone like that, flexing their wealth? Busy schedule? I've already broken into any of his array of villas and stolen the good stuff.

[ just assigns fei du as having villas, because this is how she understands rich people to be ]

[teenrebellion]

[ he just laughs. ]

Right, because I kept him distracted with the music, just like you said. The plan worked out perfectly.

[ what plan ]

[ashmark]

Yeah! [ SHE CAN RUN WITH THIS ]

He has so much, he wouldn't even notice it's missing. It's the perfect crime--

But it is not a sin, because it isn't wrong.

[teenrebellion]

Nope. Stealing from the rich is never wrong. That's a fact of life.

[ashmark]

This is why we're imperial siblings.

[teenrebellion]

Exactly. Eiden-san would agree.

[ don't just decide this? ]

[ashmark]

[ nodding sagely ]

He would.

[ DON'T JUST DECIDE THIS ]

[teenrebellion]

Of course. The imperial family has to stick together.

[ashmark]

[ thinking..................... ]

I guess this makes you the baby brother.

[ don't just let her say things ]

[teenrebellion]

[ shrugs. ]

That's nothing I'm not used to.

[ashmark]

I don't have siblings, so having two is suddenly a lot.

[teenrebellion]

I just have the one older sister, but I think you're doing better than her already.

[ this is so mean to ichika ]

[ashmark]

Wow, I must be good at this!

[ sorry ichika ]

[teenrebellion]

You're a natural.

[ohthehumanities]

[Help this makes him laugh]

[silicone]

[ he laughing so hard because yes a+ 10/10 ]