w3 curfew: which one of you is getting a missing poster tomorrow.

[rewriter]

Comments

[saillune]

You don't like this one?

[rewriter]

I dunno. But I guess I was hoping for something more lighthearted before... well, you know.

[honkinbigteeth]

If a murderer tries to come in here, maybe they'll get spooked by the witch.

[she says, as she does her curfew nightly routine of setting up her sleeping bag with her back against the door holding her ax.]

[rewriter]

Maybe... But I think the movie will be over by then.

[honkinbigteeth]

Aww. Maybe it'll start over again and the witch will be on screen behind us the whole time we're asleep.

[rewriter]

Oooh... Or maybe when they walk in— suddenly! She shows up on the screen and scares them to death.

[honkinbigteeth]

Yeah! But then we'll have to figure out how to vote for her...

[rewriter]

I feel like that would count as dying from karma.

[saillune]

Right...

Well, just because the movie's gloomy, it doesn't mean that we have to be! Let's try to have fun anyway.

[rewriter]

Ahaha, true! And I bet the movie isn't, like, even that scary.

[smash cut to simon and amelia's souls leaving their bodies after the jumpscare]