catch-all: wolfwood.

[rewriter]

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wk1 - monday;

[crucifer]

[ Good morning, we are here today at the food trucks because thank god we have something other than McDonalds and Swedish meatballs. Granted he is looking between the free hot dog and the special hot dog like wtf is this. ]

Five dollars for a hot dog?

[ On God? ]

[rewriter]

[she blearily stares at the menu.]

The economy is in shambles.

[crucifer]

Wasn't aware we even had an economy with these bullshit prices.

[ Help. He's looking down at her. ]

What do you think makes it special...

[rewriter]

We do. It's just bad.

[terrible...]

For that price, it better boost our psychs or something.

[crucifer]

You gettin' a good hang of that thing?

[ Special hot dog power... ]

[rewriter]

My psych? A little... There haven't been many opportunities for me to practice, which is, like, a good thing in my case.

[support psychs...]

[crucifer]

Healing, right...?

You can't use it on broken objects, only people? That would make it pretty hard to practice on.

[rewriter]

Right. And it's not just like I can ask people to, I don't know— stub their toe, just so I can practice my healing.

[crucifer]

That would be a pretty funny thing to ask though.

[ Like genuinely. ]

[rewriter]

[




gazes

and very sweetly:]

Will you stub your little toe for me, Wolfwood?

[crucifer]

Honestly? I'd rather cut my hand.

[ FUCK STUBBING YOUR TOE ]

[rewriter]

[she bursts into a giggle fit.]

That's awful!

[crucifer]

Sounds like someone hasn't felt the worst of what stubbing your toe can offer.

[ Obviously joking, in theory toe is indeed kinder but fuck that. ]

[rewriter]

Maybe I'm too naturally graceful.

[lightly. she's joking.]

[crucifer]

Well then. May you continue to be graceful and never know that Hell-raising pain.

[ He's on board with the joking. ]