catch-all: eiden.

[rewriter]

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week zero, monday.

[rewriter]

[Do you ever walk into a selfie studio and become keenly aware of the fact that you've been basically homeless for three days already? Yeah. Here's Monika, looking at the different lightning options like she's dead inside.]

Now it just feels like they're rubbing it in...

this meme is my life now

[silicone]

They really said "selfies, not sleep, besties!"

[ he shudders a little bit. topper squeaks very sadly. homeless. ]

It's like enrichment for hamsters, but the hamsters are people.

[rewriter]

Maybe they expect us to take a picture to commemorate the occasion.

[They are SO gross right now. Help. Poor Topper is going to look grey by Wednesday.]

Ah, well... It could be fun to come back here with friends. But this is, like, totally useless to us right now.

[silicone]

The post-death selfie. Tradition...

[ gazes tiredly. ]

I know, what I'd kill for a shower... or like a hose even? A fire hose.

[rewriter]

A hose won't be any good without soap. Otherwise, we'll just be wet and still... really, really gross.

[silicone]

Eugh... good point.

[ he makes a face ]

I want to hope they won't make us go that long without some kind of actual shower. Please.

[ whose dick does he have to suck ]

[rewriter]

I think I'd rather be erased than go eight weeks without a real shower...